the 1st ever Bald Hashanah is coming to NYC. National Bald Daymeets Rosh Hashanah
the 1st ever Bald Hashanah is coming to NYC. National Bald Daymeets Rosh Hashanah
HI! Its been while
Kia Ora! I had a birthday in New Zealand. I stayed off the computer.
I played with horses, went to some museums, joined a yoga gym, did shows, learned a lot about the indigenous Maori culture, taught a Jewish rap class. Rosh Hashanah is coming and so is National Bald Day and Fashion Week, so I have created the first ever Bald Hashanah on Sept 13th next week. (led by Rabbi Rami and another real life Bald Rabbi – my sermon will be legendary )
Personally, I hiked Kawau Island barefoot and met a baby lamb named Lammy and introduced myself to everyone as Rami! I walk barefoot for nearly a 10k and fed peacocks bananas and painted my first painting and wrote poems and made my first song in New Zealand. Did I tell you I rowed a boat in the pitch black dark? OK. My surfing trip lesson was cancelled but alas, went to Goat Island instead and gave Lord of the Rings a run for their money…and yes….I wrote a song about New Zealand <3
NEW MUSIC
This past month I released 3 new things (Workin’ it out video, Ups and Downs, Happy Looser on my B Day) Listen to it if ya can and share it to some friends? We are going up in Spotify #s which is special… and my latest release (Happy looser)__ was very personal song with a different stanza from ordinary song structure! Its getting big in Ukraine and is my #2 song right now! 13.7k listeners baby. Next stop 100k!
WHAT IS BALD HASHANAH 5784?
Bald Hashanah is the meeting of 5784 and National Bald Day. Both deserve to be celebrated but no one has ever done both, so lets have them all mix together yah? We’ve been in NY Post and Stephen Colbert, so this one will at least make one subreddit page along with the fashion week religious spirt hulks searching for deeper and clean shaven meaning.
RSVP for Bald Hashanah at Union Square and Grab some free Matzah Bald Soup, comedy, hear real Bald Rabbis, “Bald Teshuvahs who fell off the derech (aka considered hair transplants in Turkey) share their journey, and a small performance from Kosha Dillz + friends!
location: Union Square 14th Street Station
time: 7-9 pm
cost: FREE w/ RSVP
appearance/ performances / speeches / sermons : Kosha Dillz, Rabbi Rami, Chani Lisbon, Tic n Tac, Sami Steigmann.
food: matzah bald soup, bald apples and honey
ISO : Front page of the New York Times journalist for Breaking News story.
ps. Roastmaster General Jeff Ross said “good luck” but he appreciates the bald gesture! (yes I tried to book him duh)
If you are interested in helping / volunteering / contributing / media coverage for the NYC’s 1st ever Bald Hashanah, email Rami at rapperfriends@gmail.com . Its only 2 hours
Its free with RSVP on Eventbrite and make a donation to Holocaust Survivorsif you can!
FALL SHOWS w/ KOSHA
Sept 10 NYFW Garage Sale Bushwick, NY Greene and Irving (come shop my old clothes and stuffs)
Sept 13 Bald Hashanah Services Union Square NYC
Sept 30 Yid Fest Ft Lauderdale, FL
Oct 7 The Pursuit of Happiness Festival Ontario, CA
Oct 17 NYC TBD @ Timeout Market Brooklyn NY
Nov 5 NYC Marathon Run New York, NY (pledge a donation here to bluecard)
Nov 11 Philadelphia Film Shorts Party @ Weitzman Museum, Philadelphia, PA
Support the vibes on Patreon
Grab some merch for a relative
Watch my viral rap battle with a white dude on Wild ‘N Out
See you guys next week. Here are some more pics of me in NZ that for some reason are coming out sideways but its ok 🙂 I’ll show you the photo album on my Patreon! I’ll be back back with big news that you’ll never believe but it is gonna shock you forever and I’m super proud of myself. Just figuring out how to share it with ya. Stay tuned <3
